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Monday, July 7, 2008

McCain's 1337 5ki11z!

Carly Fiorina, who, the consensus at Slashdot says nearly destroyed Hewlett-Packard is being touted by the idiots at the Los Angeles Times as meaning McCain is down with technology.

This is the man who DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE A COMPUTER!

Granted, we shouldn't have expected him to have that ability. After all, he was Chairman of the Senate Commerce, Science and Transportation Committee for quite a few years.

This Committee is in charge of regulating the Internet, and was, before Dan Inouye (who, in fairness, may not know how to use a computer; it hasn't been revealed yet, though), and after John McCain, chaired by Ted "It's a Series of Tubes" Stevens. So yeah, kind of a problem.


My grandparents are/were all at least 9 years older than McCain, and all but one of them (and this one was a terrible technophobe; he continued practicing law until about 1987, and used a manual typewriter for the entire time, because an electric one was too advanced).

But never mind, cause Carly Fiorina says he gets it.